Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Free Toddler - comes with all accessories

Free 22 month old toddler. Male model. Blue eyes, dark blonde hair. Speaks little at this time, but upgrade is expected soon. Elimination is still factory original settings. Operates at varying speeds. Dead stop - usually with eyes closed and deep breathing, or full run. Prefers to run laps, great if you have indoor track. Easily entertained - if an item has wheels the toddler will be fascinated for all of 30 seconds. No obvious wear and tear. Excellent, like new condition. Currently lavender scented from self application of powder. Current 'issues' include repeated start and stop of DVD player, meltdown if expected movie does not play. Pushes buttons repeatedly...and this is meant literally, if its a button it gets pushed. Typical male behavior is exhibited with channel surfing.


If interested please call Peanut at 890-123-4567

3 comments:

JULIET said...

I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

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Dani said...

LMAO Kelly! I think Comet and ESPECIALLY Corki can so relate.

ncp said...

Are you willing to do a trade?? I can trade you for a model that will be 11 on the 24th!